Homeschool Humor from Josh Carden

the lighter side of homeschooling

Originally published in New Attitude Magazine

• Sible Defense
  When it comes to brothers and sisters, is peace possible? (Fall 1993)
• Should Youth Group? (Winter 1993)
• Big Birds (Summer 1994)
• “You might Be a Home Schooler If…” (Winter 1994)
• More “You Might Be A Home Schooler If…”
  Josh Carden shares the best “You Might” contributions from readers. (Spring 1995)
• Captain Carden Returns in “Relating to Non-Homies” (Winter 1995)
• “Will I Home School My Kids?” (Fall 1996)
• Where Are They Now? (Winter 1996)

Originally published on Crosswalk.com’s Homeschool Channel

• Texas Pride (May 01, 2003)
• Home School Fashion (Feb 25, 2003)
• On TSA, Texas and Bar Exams (Feb 10, 2003)
• Parallel Bars (Jan 26, 2003)
• The Hiatus (Dec 31, 2002)
• Matchmaking Blues (Sep 27, 2001)
• Cash Returns (Sep 06, 2001)
• Trivial Pursuit (Sep 04, 2001)
• Back to Basics ()Aug 27, 2001
• Sod-Buster (Aug 24, 2001)
• Suited, Sweating, & Splinted: Near-Attorney at Law (Aug 06, 2001)
• Babysitterus Furrius and Other Stories (Jul 30, 2001)
• O.K. Holiday (Jul 19, 2001)
• Super Friends (May 28, 2001)
• Parents’ Day (May 28, 2001)
• Dial “M” for Mustard (May 23, 2001)
• Great Balls of Fire (Apr 17, 2001)
• Chuck Wagon and Hamburger (Mar 27, 2001)
• Like Father, Like Son (Mar 08, 2001)
• Telectionvision (Feb 02, 2001)
• Run, Josh, Run (Jan 25, 2001)
• Brace Yourself (Nov 20, 2000)
• This New House (Nov 05, 2000)
• The Chinese Pigeon (Oct 31, 2000)
• Watch This (Oct 19, 2000)
• Angel and the Bad Men (Sept 07, 2000)
• Suburban Legend (Sept 07, 2000)
• Writing Humor or How to be Funny in Print (with Sara Roberts, Aug 3, 2000)
• Letters From You (Aug 08, 2000)
• Law School – Part II (Aug 02, 2000)
• We Came, We Saw…In Concord (Aug 02, 2000)
• I Love You – Part II (Jul 17, 2000)
• My Brother Jonathan (May 21, 2000)
• I Love You (May 19, 2000)
• Grocery Stores and Weirdos (Apr 12, 2000)
• Those are the Breaks (Mar 17, 2000)
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (Feb 29, 2000)
• Secret Service (Feb 29, 2000)
• I’m Getting Too Old For This (Jan 30, 2000)
• Law School – Part I (Jan 25, 2000)
• Chicken Clamp II – Readers Respond (Jan 25, 2000)
• Christmas Tunes (Nov 30, 1999)
• Chicken Clamp (Nov 22, 1999)
• Weddings (Nov 21, 1999)
• The Perfect Homeschooler (Oct 05, 1999)
• More Flying (Oct 01, 1999)
• Some Glad Morning… (Sept 27, 1999)
• The Book Fair (Sept 27, 1999)
• The Home School Book List Round II (Aug 19, 1999)
• The Taste of Soap (Jul 25, 1999)
• You Ate What? (July 24, 1999)
• A Case of Mistaken Identity (July 20, 1999)
• The Home School Book List (July 12, 1999)
• Friends ’til Friday (July 12, 1999)
• Ugly Women and Hockey Players: A Fathers Day Tribute (June 12, 1999)
• Hey! That’s my Sister! (June 09, 1999)
• I Kissed Courtship Hello (Apr 13, 1999)
• Snakes and Ladders (Apr 10, 1999)
• When Am I Ever Going to Have to Use This? (Jan 30, 1999)
• Brother Nose Best (Jan 30, 1999)
• Gone Fishin’ (Jan 30, 1999)
• Will I Home School My Kids? (Jan 13, 1999)
• Relating to Non-Homies (Jan 12, 1999)
• Sible Defense (Jan 12, 1999)
• This Won’t Hurt A Bit… (Nov 23, 1998)
• Under Where? (Nov 23, 1998)
• Why I’m Here – My First Crosswalk.com Article! (Nov 17, 1998)
• The Serial Courter (May 11, 1998)

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